Now that I'm getting into the fashion industry, all I would need is someone to model these sexy dresses and ass shorts for me!
We only make clothes for the ladies.
Sorry, it's not my job to clothe jabronies.

lol I'm a simple man. My motivations are super obvious. Sexy Try On Sessions and then make money second. Sometimes, it's the job, and not the pay. If I'm honest, I would design sexy shit for my girl for free. I find designing women's dresses to be wavy. It's nice when you can work it out where the job and pay are great. This could be both, I feel like. Let's hope. God, give me something. I'm dying here!

God I Love Me A White Crazy Lady!

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Eat your heart out, Bill Nigh, the Science Guy, you dog! Be careful with your wife around Bill!
Ha! I enjoy talking to my roses like they are dirty whores! Ain't I fun!?!?
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Think of how fun it's going to be to test! Right? That alone really, but also cause it works. I'm willing to bet that this thing can get within 30 yards on average from the first 5 shots! Seriously, I'll take that bet.

TF? Are they telling ghost stories about me around the neighbor's gay man campfire?
lol
Seriously, as a man, I can't control another man's cowardice.

"I'm a rude boy"

This man in the picture below could not be living life more! His girl was literally slamming her throat down on his cock for like an hour while watching POV Face fucking videos on his VR Headset. Basically, using his wife's throat while pretending she's someone else. All this while straight up Windows 10 not only on but running! I like this guys priorti4es. He upgraded his w/e you call that with his wife before upgrading from Windows 10! I would let this guy be my accountant. I like where his head is at. Pun hoe! or her head...
w/e you get it! The guy has moxy, someone put him on Salery!

The Cuddle Mobile!
My main goal in life is to buy an '88 Chevy Caprice and find me a girlfriend with whom I absolutely adore, & let her sit on my face while she drives cause I just want her to be happy, you know.... lol I miss my old 88 Caprice. If only I knew then what I do now. That shit never occurred to me. If I can find another whip with a couch as a front seat. This only works with a front seat like the 88 Caprice.
A "Front Split Bench Seat"
I love ass, what do you want from me!?! Plus, it's always the guys who get head while driving, but not with your boy and my love seat front seat!
88 Chevy Caprice is by far the best cuddle car ever! Road trips feel more like sitting at the crib watching movies with the baby.
Nothing better than having your girl leaning against you, asleep with your arm around her, driving home.
I miss that car, but the goal is the girl, though, & one day I'll come home with an '88 Caprice.
"Babe, look what I bought. Come sit on my face and give us a test drive!"
The Cuddle Mobile! I probably could write some fire car commercials, right? An 88 Box Chevy Commercial is wild!
I was thinking we could, as a community, post a picture of all the cars that have a front split bench seat type of front seat. For the ladies, of course. They need road head as well god damn.

This couple actually figured out a way for a female with a whole entire vigina to get road head while driving, without the need for a car that's designed perfectly for the task, like an F-250 or Box Chevy, with a couch type of front seat. However, this shit is entirely unsafe, and I can't approve of this reckless deviant shenanigans. This shit has to be breaking all kinds of road violations! Shaaaammmmee! Who are they? The sex Bonnie and Clyde of the highway! Lock these crazy kids up!

Look at the Grammy Photos. My man is fully bricked up. That was the Apex, the Final Level to his Kink. I'm Going To Bare Your Body To The World Right On The Red Carpet Whore! In the most see-through sexy outfit ever, worthy of the final boss level kink thing. LoL All The Other Outfits Were All Warm Up Kink Events Leading Up To The Final Level, The Ultimate Event To Use As His Sexual Kink. Yo, this man used the Grammys to get off. HAHAHA
What's crazy is that this is a kink most of us can't even participate in. One who has a wife with those amazing tits? Two, even if she does. I don't even know who's making those outfits, do you? 3 even if you did, who could afford them? Designer see-through has to be wildly expensive. 99 percent of us will never attend the Grammys, let alone walk down the red carpet for the final boss kink!
This kink is so next level. I don't understand how it's not being studied somewhere. Is there even a name for this? Very few people could even satisfy it if they were to be unfortunate enough to develop a kink like this!
My fave outfit is the lowkey tits out one. She has super see through top with a hat low like how celiverties do when hiding from the paparazzi. Lowkey Tits out look is so awesome to me!

I'm so sorry for those who tried to purchase "Love Letter To A Clown," but couldn't. The PayPal Payment Option is now fixed. There was some technical Bull Shit I had to fix involving reCAPTCHA. I'm so sorry, and also, it makes me incredibly happy that someone out there in the world was interested in purchasing my writing. Getting paid for my writing would be an absoute dream not going to lie.
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My experience Living Next To East Euros.

First off.
I'm just a craft guy trying to craft.
Let me chill.

Second Ya'll have no reason to be hostile towards me. The fact that I'm not gambling in Romania with your sexy ass wife right now. Shows just how much of a gentleman and a scholar, as per usual, I have been.
This is my process, let me get it together. I'll talk about how Ophie's son is a god damn Savant of breaking and entering. He would almost constantly have our garage door code, and he would just come in when he wanted. lol I watched this little nigga trick dad multiple times into giving him the code. It was a pleasure to watch, and y'all know me being lazy as hell, I would take me like a week to change the code so this little guy would just be coming in like he's Jazzy Jeff from Fresh Prince and shit. I remember waking up, and the little guy just standing there looking at me. TF? Sometimes he would come in and make a sandwich and all types of shit. I'm like, this is a cold little Ukrainian bro.

Y'all were tripping over nothing, a police report standard procedure, and even if it wasn't, y'all queers can't have the only key to the front door. Now a bunch of Ukrainian kids are the only people with access to my front door fuck you!!!!!!!!!!! I called her to look for the keys, but she just hung up on me and stopped answering. So Dad and I got suspicious. Hell, we were actually debating if little homie was special at all. This little guy might be a criminal mastermind! hahaha We made a judgment call, y'all overreacted.

This has served me well in my life.
People will be who they are.
What I mean is bad people, whom I will refer to as faggots.
Has nothing to do with their sexual preferences.
Faggots will be faggots, so you should move accordingly

Like, they have no reason to be so hostile towards me. In fact, after I found out she has damn near a master's in classical music, I plugged her in with my Russian homie Oleg, whose mom is a master violinist. She was performing a week later. Which I wasn't invited to because I'm a bit of a mess, I understand, but she showed me a video.
So, knowing this, I failed to hit golf balls properly.
Okay, our relationship being what it is might be due to cultural factors and my being crazy shy. Because there had been a few times when it seemed like the whole family wanted to meet me. Olea texted me she wanted a pre-roll, and when I got over there, there were so many beautiful women over there, and I panicked. I was like OMG TF? and I may have handed Ophea? Oleah? NGL Ophea might be this French Braud I used to talk to and had the hugest crush on, who chose a russian queer over me at ETSU. Shout out to Ophea, your band is awesome, and you're awesome!
I was wearing sweat pants and looked a mess, and saw all those pretty women, and
I handed the lady I was drinking with the pre-roll she wanted, and literally, I think, literally ran away.

All this talk about JC being such a desirable place to live is strange. It is if you don't mind a strong KKK presence.

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Nobody is for the cause more than I!
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The wild shit these Drone Operators must witness! One of the things I find interesting about war. It's the only place where chaos is completely unchecked anything can and does happen.

I'm torn on this one. I kind of wanted the dude to survive, but why didn't he surrender? Would have loved to hear the Ukrainians interview him in captivity about what happened. lol

Look at that fucking AK!
If someone could tell me what the joke was that everyone laughed at, I would appreciate it.
Crazy Time For A Joke. I have to know!
Side note, how effective are cluster munitions? Holy Moly!

WTF?!? Mr. Beast Is an animal!
We need to lock Mr. Beast TF up!!!

By Far my favorite Video of mine! It has everything you need! Guns, Ass, Chaos, Blues Brother Trump Dancing his ass off taunting the Commies! My faviort part about it is I dind't actually make any of it! Except for the graphics and what not.

Yo, honestly, if you really want to help, I can tell you what sort of help I would be down to accept. If I could have a Patron, and not the website, I mean the original meaning of the word. A The Medici to my da Vinci sort of relationship. Someone to fund all my plays. I promise, I fucking promise, and I keep my promises, I will make you money. If you give me a chance, I'll make you way richer than you already are; that's what I promise, and low-key, the easiest of the goals. That's nothing you should care about. In fact, I need you to be ultra pushing me to make you money. I need a ying to my yang, you feel me? I need someone who cares little about the arts, cares little about the culture or society. I need you to really only care about making money for yourself and yours specifically. We would be the dream team. The start of a dynasty. I need you to be my Phil Jackson. You feel me? This is the way...

So I have a theory about this fucking video because it's a little odd but super real, right? Here's my theory of why this is. We all know both sides are using propaganda, and me being a Film Guy, I know what I would do if they hired me, and Main goal would be to create fakes. How does one do this? POWs, let's say you capture Five Russians. Be like either you participate in this little movie we are making, or you all die right here right now, but if you participate and allow yourself to get droned, one of you is surviving. They won't believe you, of course, but look how they are lying against the tree. The tree would shield the other from the blast. They would know that, so basically, you've got a 50/50 chance at surviving this thing if you drag your buddy, leave him, sit on the tree, and get droned.
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This is, for sure, a war crime too. Depends on who wins, really, unless you're American, then you at least gotta ask permission first.
You could do this with a really nice drone, a squad of dudes, and for God Damn sure The Director. The director is going on that mission. I'm a Fucking Artist! I can't put The Shot into the hands of these brutes! I'm fucking going!
This is how you get a War Crime Name Like "The Director". Rumors will start spreading among the commies about not surrendering cause they heard "The Directors' was at the front, or maybe they would be more likely to surrender cause they know at least someone will survive. They know with The Director their going to have a shot at surviving. Usually, no cause; they all will survive.
Ukraine is really good about prisoners. I don't know if it's a moral thing or cause they need them, but they are taking as much as they can get. They have a ManPower issue right now that can be mitigated by trading prisoners. It's just a Win Win you know? You're supposed to be doing it anyway, and you get experienced fighters back. I remember them being pretty keen on getting those Mariupol guys back.
"Hey Let me make you famous, Commie. Don't you wanna be Famous? I've got the Perfect Role for you!"

I love old people! Old folks had class, didn't they? Y'all hoes smoking regular Marlboros straight from the filter. Basic AF.

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I wish we could get Fred and Ethel Murts to do the spot for it.
My Husband didn't really care too much for the old pussy. I remember when I wanted to surprise him with a little Whoopee making, and he got so upset and started spatting on my pussy. Yelling, " Get outta here with that old worn-out thing! Spat Spat ewwe I'm trying to watch the game get that leathery pussy outa here! Spat Spat!!!" But since we got the new pussy he's changed, man.
He gets so Jealous now! He almost fought our Waiter last night for even Looking Near My New Pussy! I'm like Fred, you're scaring the kid. Relax. You know I don't like niggas looking at your new pussy! It's mine! The Whoopee is almost non-stop. It's like Fred built a little nest in there! Ricky is getting Lucy one next week after they saw all the Vigor the new Pussy put into that Old Man Fred! The other day, he made Hardcore Whoopee with My Face! I was like, Fred, you're so crazy, you're going to blow that disk again. Fred didn't give No Fucks!

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The opening scene of one of my favorite scripts. The Candy Kid Universe is such an awesome place in my head. I wish I could live in it for real. I had a.i do the voice over cause i'm broke as fuck so forgive how he says, Chelsea. I only use A.I for things like this I do not, I repeat I do not allow these fuckers to write for me for multiple reasons, mostly because they fucking are horrible writers. They don't understand us at all. They just steal from other writers, all mixed up. Not to mention long winded like a bitch!

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One of the most revealing footage into what The War In Ukraine Was Like at that time in the war. I don't know what I was expecting war to look like, but I remember being surprised by how normal it was. It reminded me of the guys on 4th of July shooting fireworks at each other. Mind you this was early in the war. The Front Lines has changed drastically. Being out in the open for that long isn't possible anymore with all the drones.

You know what I heard about this CivDiv Operation? I came across a Reddit Post from someone who was at that battle who claims that’s not at all how it ended. He was recording the battle too. His video was hilarious. It was more humorous because of how bad it was going for him. His voice when he told everyone his brand new Mazda was on fire was so funny. He was so sad. He actually died in Bokmute. RIP to my man.

He claims that after they had the Russians cornered in that house. The officer tries to surrender, but in a weird way. He was acting like those old ww1 soldiers. He basically was like I’m coming out and negotiating their surrender or something, and the Finnish Sniper guy says, ” I think call sign Jabronie says, ‘ Fuck This Faggot” And blows the Russian Officer’s head off, and then all hell breaks loose. They then quickly breach and take out all but one of the Russian Speznot niggas. However, this dude was dug in like a mother fucker with a great murder hole. And supposedly he was able to get like 4 or 5 of them, and that’s how they all got wounded, and not w/e CivDIv says happened in the video.

Negotiations break down, but these assholes shouldn’t be negotiating anyway. We are either fighting or we ain’t. You thinking about it means makes me want to kill you to be sure. I never heard of negotiating a surrender in modern times. For one, there’s no version of this ending with you guys walking away, not in handcuffs. I can’t think of what they could be negotiating. You’re going to die or become our prisoners. Negotiating seems like just a stalling tactic. Which it 100 percent because before they found them, they chased off a BMP that those Russians probably thought was still coming. I guess they thought this may have been hard to explain to people who watch it on YouTube, but I say there wasn’t any reason to try to cover anything up. That engagement was clean. Both versions are.

Someone also pointed out in the Reddit posts that none of them could hear anything. Which, when you watch, is obvious. Not sure if it matters, but just saying.

Playlist

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Combat GoPro of Foreign Fighter Destroying Russian BMP

13:41

Combat GoPro - Recon into Russian Position

14:38

Combat GoPro - Accidentally Fragging Russian Spetsnaz

12:19

Combat GoPro - Wiping Out Russian Spetsnaz Team in CQB

12:48

This is the Finnish Jaegers Video of that very same battle. His is lowkey funny. It's Like a Dry Seinfeld episode with how poorly it was going. Plus his dark humor and him having the worst time ever trying to get his buddy evacuated. His buddy never stops bitching the entire time. The Disappointment in his voice when he tells everyone his car's he's still making payments on is on fire. The original video doesn't cut out him putting his sniper rifle up. Which was the best part of the whole video. It takes him so damn long. There's bullets flying around him and he just calmly packs up the rifle. I have an Uncle the same way. They have to do things in their exact way. RIP to the cameraman. The Logi driver who picked his homie up was also a crazy character wasn't he? What was up with that guy? haha The way he was cussing when he backed into the tree was hilarious. I can't find his name, but I heard he died in Bakhmut.

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Yo, I heard a Navy SEAL was caught and charged with selling guns in Chicago, which is interesting for many reasons. How he got caught was dumb, too. Fucking Chief Kief took a picture holding an AT4, but supposedly it was like a dummy one they use for practice or something. Regardless, he took a picture with it and put it on his album, of course, feds see this zoom in on the Serial Number and traced that shit all the way back to this unit or something, I don't know the particulars.

That's so funny cause you could look at it from multiple ways. One I ain't seen a Seal Who's CIA handler wasn't far. Question is was whether he was selling to kids or a criminal organization that used kids. Cause lowkey all this violence could be some Lord Of The Flies Shit. Then their Chief Kieff's Perspective. Like hell yeah, Gang Gang! We Got Them Big Guns Baby! Cheat Code Activated.
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I do like being able to get fast but it's super stock. I actually only recently discovered how much faster using the manual paddles to change gears instead of automatic... It changed everything...
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This Wild Delicious Drink I Just Made With Salted Caramel Pears I Dedicate To Freya. Who's Actually On Earth Right Now. She's This Midget Whore.
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Back When I used To Bootleg DVDs In College This Sorta Thing is What You Would See In The Previews. I Been A Gangster Yall Just Finding Out!
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God I Love Me A White Crazy Lady!

^^^^I did this at night fyi!^^^^
Eat your heart out, Bill Nigh, the Science Guy, you dog! Be careful with your wife around Bill!
Ha! I enjoy talking to my roses like they are dirty whores! Ain't I fun!?!?
I present My Dad's Retro Retro Vibrator.

Think of how fun it's going to be to test! Right? That alone really, but also cause it works. I'm willing to bet that this thing can get within 30 yards on average from the first 5 shots! Seriously, I'll take that bet.

TF? Are they telling ghost stories about me around the neighbor's gay man campfire?
lol
Seriously, as a man, I can't control another man's cowardice.

"I'm a rude boy"

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